Written in 2022:

I’m looking at you, person who pretended to be me on Facebook using a middle school picture of me. I found out about it from people who were friending “me” on Facebook and then showed me my own face on Facebook. I ended up making my own profile but no one believed I was me, and the fake profile kept stealing my pictures until I figured out how to go private. People judged legitimacy based on number of friends and so would say I was a fake, despite this profile reaching out to offer sexual favors to people. I was contacted by the ex mentioned here who (1) was broken up with threat of police intervention and (2) I hadn’t spoken to since he stood 300 ft away from me, throwing shit at me. Bro would stab and puncture me and I would be like “this is fine, I have a high pain tolerance :)”. My mother was actually the one who caught it and threatened him into leaving me alone.

Anyway contact was made, he declared me fake AND reported me. To this day I don’t know if that old profile still exists or not but I was going fucking insane. I will still sometimes make accounts on sites just to sit on my name and identity and never do anything with it.