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Nobody
My parents went nuts trying to get me to watch this ASAP. My dad says that it’s one that he can’t stop watching if it happens to come up on TV. I’ll call it a suburban John Wick, playing itself straight and yet knowing precisely what it is. I’ll just toss out this scene here.…
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Fatman
Have a Holly Jolly fuck you!
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Heretic
One of the few times in life you’re going to sympathize with the Mormons in a movie.
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Fresh
Bro. Bro. I fucking loved this movie. It was nasty. It was great. It spoke to me on a fundamental level. Let me start with something I wrote right after it: excellent film, fresh 2022, however all the thirst on kemp when mollie is there is insane. also the man is a cheater. filthy cheating…
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V/H/S/Beyond
Time for aliens! Especially the cosmic horror of faster than light travel!
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Horror Movie
Is it real or just a dream? Lmao surprise, it’s a movie! Framed by the original script of the Horror Movie in question, we walk along with super depressed No Name guy to get this shit FILMED.
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Daddy’s Head
What if your dad was a skittering thing that made you yell at people? And also, your stepmom spent half the movie in a T-shirt and her underwear, and the other half in a house kimono, drunk on the floor? What if they show you a perfectly good dog and decide to kill her?












