Category: Movies

  • The Perfect Neighbor

    The Perfect Neighbor

    Bro, fuck this bitch. Seriously. I’m mad that they didn’t grab her ASAP right after the shooting. Honestly, I’m furious. But you know what, so were other people. Here’s one of my favorite YouTubers reacting to the interrogation room. This bitch isn’t sorry. She’s fucking deflecting. She thinks that she would get away with it.

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  • Scary Movie

    Scary Movie

    when i was a kid this was peak comedy.now it did not age well.it’s an old style wayans brothers production, leaning heavy on racial jokes and weed jokes and dick jokes and juvenile humor all around. that’s fine, but we veer into like… transphobic territory, homophobic territory, the terrible depiction of autistic people, and just…

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  • Escape Room

    Escape Room

    Six strangers find themselves in circumstances beyond their control, and must use their wits to survive. nothing to do with the movie, but taylor russell is just beautiful… anyway, this is a fun movie that has a saw-esque premise of people dropped into an extreme survival situation that is very, very personalized to their trauma.

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  • MONSTER INSIDE: AMERICA’S MOST EXTREME HAUNTED HOUSE

    MONSTER INSIDE: AMERICA’S MOST EXTREME HAUNTED HOUSE

    What would it be like to be trapped in a real-life horror movie?MONSTER INSIDE: AMERICA’S MOST EXTREME HAUNTED HOUSE follows the story of Russ McKamey. The Navy Veteran turned master of horror, who lures horror enthusiasts into his web. They find themselves pulled into the no-holds-barred world of McKamey Manor – a haunt that doesn’t

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  • The Phantom of the Opera

    The Phantom of the Opera

    I finally watched it in its entirety!

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  • The Electric State

    The Electric State

    An orphaned teen hits the road with a mysterious robot to find her long-lost brother, teaming up with a smuggler and his wisecracking sidekick. Sometimes I’ll be chilling in the living room and someone turns a movie on and I end up watching it. It’s a rather surface level morality movie that says that maybe

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  • The Witch

    The Witch

    (lovely poster variant made by Becky Cloonan) In 1630, a farmer relocates his family to a remote plot of land on the edge of a forest where strange, unsettling things happen. With suspicion and paranoia mounting, each family member’s faith, loyalty and love are tested in shocking ways. Karen has been wondering about the Witch

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  • Happy Gilmore 2

    Happy Gilmore 2

    Happy Gilmore, mourning the loss of his wife and without the funds to provide for his daughter’s opportunity to train as a ballet dancer in France, returns to golf and fights surgically modified super-golfers in a high-speed golf tournament while struggling with his alcoholism and self-hate. That’s the best summary I got and it’s really

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  • Happy Gilmore

    Happy Gilmore

    Rewatched prior to watching Happy Gilmore 2. Classic Adam Sandler, stupid and funny. I was raised on this shit so this is great for me lmao

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  • The Minecraft Movie

    The Minecraft Movie

    We decided to fuck around and have a Minecraft-themed party that encapsulated Father’s Day, my birthday, Remy’s birthday, and his kid’s birthday. Honestly, it was unexpectedly fun? Hammy, dumb, B-movie quality with AAA budget. Did you know that it has like 6 writers??? I was fascinated by this movie. It’s bad, for real, but it’s

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Welcome to the Menagerie.

Here is where M logs their media activity. Partly because Goodreads is forgettable and keeping physical logs is harder. Sometimes M writes a lot. Sometimes M doesn’t write enough. It doesn’t matter. This is just a for-fun little blog so that M can remember what they thought about whatever they watched or read or played or. Whatever.


What is M?

I read. Voraciously. I have subscriptions to those book things on digital retailers. I consume books at nearly all hours. The hours I don’t spend reading? I’m writing. I’m drawing. I have a problem. I have a problem in that I love to read things that are in the same vein repeatedly. Book journals don’t work and as much as I text my friends screenshots of book passages, it doesn’t scratch the itch. Now I’m going to be doing… tiny… tiny book reports.


Truck-Kun Kill Count:


Books & Light Novels Read in 2025: 25/50
50%
Comics Read in 2026: 80/200
40%
Physical Owned Books Read: 477/844
56%


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