{"id":5778,"date":"2026-05-17T21:05:10","date_gmt":"2026-05-17T21:05:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/?post_type=movie&#038;p=5778"},"modified":"2026-05-17T21:10:06","modified_gmt":"2026-05-17T21:10:06","slug":"it-comes-at-night","status":"publish","type":"movie","link":"https:\/\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/movie\/it-comes-at-night\/","title":{"rendered":"It Comes at Night"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Secure within a desolate home as an unnatural threat terrorizes the world, a man has established a tenuous domestic order with his wife and son, but this will soon be put to test when a desperate young family arrives seeking refuge.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><em><strong>WHAT<\/strong><\/em> COMES AT NIGHT?!<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">hOLY MISLEADING TRAILER, BATMAN!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It&#8217;s a technically good film, but it&#8217;s not what I was expecting, and by the end of the movie, my dad and I just looked at each other.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;Is it just me or did that movie suck?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;Yeah, I think it kind of sucked.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The advertising had a whole angle of <em>something<\/em> comes. My dad and I waited the whole movie for <em>something<\/em> to come. You know what came? Travis during a nasty-ass wet dream. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It&#8217;s supposed to be an analysis of human behavior, but these people are fuckin wackadoos, and I have unanswered questions and also, <em>fuck<\/em> the dad in the film. What the fuck happened to the dog. Can someone tell me what was the point of having Travis draw scary things in the woods? What about the fakeout with the illness? What the fuck happened? Was there no budget to do something in the woods at night and they switched at the last minute?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ooooh sure the red door could be the separation between life and death or some oother thing, but literally, what was the point? What was the point of having the keys round dad&#8217;s neck when a child could still wander up and open the door during a night time sojourn? Huh? You&#8217;re not even fucking locking the door.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They solve no problems. Everyone dies. The end.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1101\" height=\"272\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/image.png?fit=1101%2C272&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5780\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/image.png?w=1101&amp;ssl=1 1101w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/image.png?resize=300%2C74&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/image.png?resize=768%2C190&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">^ a review that gets it<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"833\" height=\"597\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Screenshot-2026-05-17-160645.png?fit=833%2C597&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5782\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Screenshot-2026-05-17-160645.png?w=833&amp;ssl=1 833w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Screenshot-2026-05-17-160645.png?resize=300%2C215&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Screenshot-2026-05-17-160645.png?resize=768%2C550&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 833px) 100vw, 833px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">^ from TVTropes in my search for answers for anyone that knew what IT was that was coming at night<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Secure within a desolate home as an unnatural threat terrorizes the world, a man has established a tenuous domestic order with his wife and son, but this will soon be put to test when a desperate young family arrives seeking refuge. 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