{"id":3556,"date":"2025-06-16T12:24:46","date_gmt":"2025-06-16T12:24:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/?post_type=movie&#038;p=3556"},"modified":"2025-06-16T12:24:50","modified_gmt":"2025-06-16T12:24:50","slug":"the-minecraft-movie","status":"publish","type":"movie","link":"https:\/\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/movie\/the-minecraft-movie\/","title":{"rendered":"The Minecraft Movie"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"\">We decided to fuck around and have a Minecraft-themed party that encapsulated Father&#8217;s Day, my birthday, Remy&#8217;s birthday, and his kid&#8217;s birthday. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">Honestly, it was unexpectedly fun? Hammy, dumb, B-movie quality with AAA budget.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">Did you know that it has like 6 writers???<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"792\" height=\"196\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/Screenshot-2025-06-15-215854.webp?fit=792%2C196&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3561\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/Screenshot-2025-06-15-215854.webp?w=792&amp;ssl=1 792w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/Screenshot-2025-06-15-215854.webp?resize=300%2C74&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/Screenshot-2025-06-15-215854.webp?resize=768%2C190&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 792px) 100vw, 792px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">I was fascinated by this movie. It&#8217;s bad, for real, but it&#8217;s like\u2014 funny bad. I get why they made this movie into a next-level experience by just memeing the very experience of watching it. The goodness of it is really in the experience of watching it with your friends. And. Bro.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">The amount of practical effects mixed in with the CGI is fascinating. And&#8230; how much the actors really seemed to enjoy filming.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">And also, it&#8217;s so very gay. Steve and Garrett are cooking.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"736\" height=\"1109\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/049b866c2c91df82eb382b7200be1b56.webp?fit=680%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3564\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/049b866c2c91df82eb382b7200be1b56.webp?w=736&amp;ssl=1 736w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/049b866c2c91df82eb382b7200be1b56.webp?resize=199%2C300&amp;ssl=1 199w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/049b866c2c91df82eb382b7200be1b56.webp?resize=680%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 680w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 736px) 100vw, 736px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">So many people have said things I&#8217;m gonna say, so&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Honest Trailers | A Minecraft Movie\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Rg_jppK1I2Q?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"A Minecraft Movie : Trailer vs Reality !\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/PLr5xSloNSY?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"The Ultimate \u201cA Minecraft Movie\u201d Recap Cartoon\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/3TwTtXpuovU?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"A Minecraft Movie | Creepers, Zombies &amp; Endermen Mobs Behind the Scenes | Warner Bros. 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Honestly, it was unexpectedly fun? Hammy, dumb, B-movie quality with AAA budget. Did you know that it has like 6 writers??? I was fascinated by this movie. It&#8217;s bad, for real, but it&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":3559,"menu_order":0,"template":"","format":"standard","categories":[18],"rating":[309],"series":[],"smut_stuff":[],"trigger_warning":[457,364,412],"trope":[546,865,621,721,498,559,516,477,754,340,628,423,336,675,531,529,517,492,329,481,399,407,637,445,626,401,878,514,328],"tv_genre":[298,879,476,330,475],"class_list":["post-3556","movie","type-movie","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-movies","rating-309","trigger_warning-bullying","trigger_warning-violence","trigger_warning-zombies","trope-but-with-a-gun","trope-crashing-meet-cute","trope-dangerous-reputation","trope-disney-princess-powers","trope-everyone-loves-mc","trope-exposition-dump","trope-genre-savvy","trope-i-swear-theyre-gay","trope-if-you-love-them-set-them-free","trope-last-minute-hero","trope-macguffins","trope-main-character-coloring","trope-mean-boy","trope-musical-sequences","trope-nat-20s","trope-natural-1s","trope-not-actually-dead","trope-nuclear-revenge","trope-power-of-friendship","trope-product-placement","trope-self-sacrifice","trope-shitty-stupid-ex","trope-sympathetic-evil","trope-the-dog-is-the-best","trope-the-moral-is-community","trope-uniquely-skilled","trope-vintage-70s-edition","trope-vintage-80s-edition","trope-zero-to-hero","tv_genre-action","tv_genre-bromance","tv_genre-comedy","tv_genre-fantasy","tv_genre-isekai"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/movie\/3556","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/movie"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/movie"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/movie\/3556\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3573,"href":"https:\/\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/movie\/3556\/revisions\/3573"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3559"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3556"},{"taxonomy":"rating","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/rating?post=3556"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/series?post=3556"},{"taxonomy":"smut_stuff","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/smut_stuff?post=3556"},{"taxonomy":"trigger_warning","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/trigger_warning?post=3556"},{"taxonomy":"trope","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/trope?post=3556"},{"taxonomy":"tv_genre","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tv_genre?post=3556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}