{"id":2610,"date":"2025-03-25T18:15:58","date_gmt":"2025-03-25T18:15:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/?post_type=movie&#038;p=2610"},"modified":"2025-03-25T18:16:04","modified_gmt":"2025-03-25T18:16:04","slug":"the-descent","status":"publish","type":"movie","link":"https:\/\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/movie\/the-descent\/","title":{"rendered":"The Descent"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"\">I&#8217;ve seen this one a few times, actually, so I rewatched it because I don&#8217;t think I ever saw the Descent 2 and wanted to revisit it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">I remember young me, 12 years old, thinking, oh god. Juno is hot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">It&#8217;s a good movie, led by an all-female cast. I <em>love<\/em> cave creature movies and this one is no different. Even if the cave creatures are kinda dumb. These are basically&#8230; Falmer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"512\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/Illustration2-1.jpg?resize=1024%2C512&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2612\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/Illustration2-1.jpg?resize=1024%2C512&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/Illustration2-1.jpg?resize=300%2C150&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/Illustration2-1.jpg?resize=768%2C384&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/Illustration2-1.jpg?w=1200&amp;ssl=1 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">Except their hearing is worse. If they click to use echolocation, surely they can hear whispering&#8230;? Perhaps hoarse breathing?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve seen this one a few times, actually, so I rewatched it because I don&#8217;t think I ever saw the Descent 2 and wanted to revisit it. I remember young me, 12 years old, thinking, oh god. Juno is hot. It&#8217;s a good movie, led by an all-female cast. 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