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Emuko is a twenty-something virgin by choice\u2014in fact, she\u2019s never really dated anyone in her entire life. Her roommate is a unicorn, a mythical creature known for its attraction to virgins. This unicorn, named Sea Urchin, adores Emuko, but sometimes Emuko wonders what she might be missing by avoiding romantic love. And does Sea Urchin love Emuko a little\u00a0too<\/em>\u00a0much?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

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Smutty Stuff: <\/p>\n\n\n

Chastity, Gentle, Handjob, Heats, Monster Fucking, Oral, Scent, Size Difference, and Unicorn Fucking<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

THIS UNICORN IS HORNY.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

This series is simultaneously perverted (despite not having on-screen action), hilarious, and sweet. It was a fun read, actually. You never really think about how horny virginity could be (or at least I don’t) and this just sets it in the forefront.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Ngl the author is so good at simplifying horse anatomy that I am able to draw horses a bit better now from reading this.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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