{"id":5298,"date":"2026-01-04T15:16:14","date_gmt":"2026-01-04T15:16:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/?post_type=game&#038;p=5298"},"modified":"2026-01-04T15:16:17","modified_gmt":"2026-01-04T15:16:17","slug":"powerwash-simulator","status":"publish","type":"game","link":"https:\/\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/game\/powerwash-simulator\/","title":{"rendered":"PowerWash Simulator"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"\">Release the Pressure with PowerWash Simulator! Wash away your worries with the soothing sounds of high-pressure water. Fire up your power washer and blast away every speck of dirt and grime you can find, all with the simple satisfaction of power-washing to a sparkling finish.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">Bro, at first I was like, this is kinda boring.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">And then next thing I know, it&#8217;s &#8220;just one more level and I&#8217;ll get up, I gotta clean this entire fire station rq&#8221;. It&#8217;s relaxing and methodical and I can&#8217;t seem to stop. I enjoy the varied levels and god forgive me, I&#8217;m achievement hunting while I play.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">Every level gets progressively more intricate, and yet I am here, spraying the door hinges until they shine. I spend upwards of an hour trying to spray down a vehicle and making sure I have the right soap. I read all my neat little text messages from people begging me to clean their shit up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">And the little dings. Oh, the little dings. Dopamine hit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">Huh. That may be it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Release the Pressure with PowerWash Simulator! Wash away your worries with the soothing sounds of high-pressure water. Fire up your power washer and blast away every speck of dirt and grime you can find, all with the simple satisfaction of power-washing to a sparkling finish. Bro, at first I was like, this is kinda boring. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":5299,"menu_order":0,"template":"","format":"standard","categories":[256],"game_genre":[663,797,599,800],"rating":[309],"series":[],"smut_stuff":[],"trigger_warning":[1030],"trope":[],"class_list":["post-5298","game","type-game","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-game","game_genre-casual","game_genre-multiplayer","game_genre-simulation","game_genre-singleplayer","rating-309","trigger_warning-filth"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/game\/5298","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/game"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/game"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/game\/5298\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5300,"href":"https:\/\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/game\/5298\/revisions\/5300"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5299"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5298"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5298"},{"taxonomy":"game_genre","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/game_genre?post=5298"},{"taxonomy":"rating","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/rating?post=5298"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/series?post=5298"},{"taxonomy":"smut_stuff","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/smut_stuff?post=5298"},{"taxonomy":"trigger_warning","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/trigger_warning?post=5298"},{"taxonomy":"trope","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/trope?post=5298"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}