{"id":2119,"date":"2025-01-08T13:03:03","date_gmt":"2025-01-08T13:03:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/?post_type=book&p=2119"},"modified":"2025-01-14T01:59:48","modified_gmt":"2025-01-14T01:59:48","slug":"there-arose-such-a-clatter-tales-from-the-naughty-list","status":"publish","type":"book","link":"https:\/\/clorinspats.com\/mediamenagerie\/book\/there-arose-such-a-clatter-tales-from-the-naughty-list\/","title":{"rendered":"There Arose Such a Clatter: Tales from the Naughty List"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Smutty Stuff: <\/p>\n\n\n

Dubcon, Figging, Monster Fucking, Multiple Orgasms, Needleplay, Noncon, Oral, Orgasm Denial, Scent, Sensation Play, Spanking, and Tongueplay<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

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\u201cA choice,\u201d the beast chuckled, gripping her tightly by the wrists. \u201cYou\u2019ll continue to receive your lashes, or you\u2019ll receive your punishment in a more creative way.\u201d

Everyone knows that Santa keeps a list of who is naughty and who is nice . . . but what happens to those on the naughty list? What happens when naughty girls grow up and stay naughty? A lump of coal is the least of their worries when Krampus comes knocking with horns and hooves, his basket filled with branches he knows how to wield in the most delicious way . . . He\u2019s here to punish misdeeds with lashes and pain \u2014 and dark, unspeakable pleasures that last the whole night through. How can a naughty girl think of repenting when the punishment is just so good?

There Arose Such a Clatter is a short anthology of bite-sized scorching hot tales from Krampus\u2019s Naughty List, sure to keep you warm beneath the sheets all winter long. CWs are available on author’s website. This anthology features monster\/human relations of an extremely sexual nature and is only intended for adult audiences.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

(massaging temples) This is for the hardcore BDSM girlies. I read it because I own it, but jesus christ, I’m not the target audience. I didn’t even know figging was a thing until this book. There’s so much stuff to add to the smut list I don’t even know that I got everything. There was one time where I thought for sure he was talking to a child and then he turned out to be talking to a grown woman. For a moment I wondered if it was by different authors or something.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sometimes I am reminded I am fairly vanilla in my preferences. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Also, for a huge chunk of the book, I could not for the life of my figure out the positioning in my head. Which… ended up making a lot of things weird. One woman hangs by her tits with needles against a tree? I think? I couldn’t figure out if she was facing Krampus or not?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

In another, they are dancing, and he lifts her off the ground to dance and fuck at the same time, I think, but in my head she is gripping him like a demented koala bear humping him while he dances by himself. I don’t know. I didn’t like it. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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