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Man, Fuck This House
Sabrina Haskins and her family have just moved into their dream home, a gorgeous Craftsman in the rapidly-growing Southwestern city of Jackson Hill. Sabrina’s a bored and disillusioned home-maker, Hal a reverse mortgage salesman with a penchant for ill-timed sports analogies. Their two children, Damien and Michaela, are bright and precocious. At first glance, the…
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Maeve Fly
“Fuck everyone,” said Maeve. Her grandmother nods in sage agreement. “Fuck everyone.” A female serial killer who looks for a feminine guide in her serial killing life? Elsa encouraging people to touch boobs? The absolute dumbest sex scenes I have ever read in my life? Like dude. That egg is going to be absolutely swallowed…