Trope: Phallic Stand-Ins

  • All My Neighbors are Convinced the Female Knight from my Rice Field is My Wife Ch. 1-54

    All My Neighbors are Convinced the Female Knight from my Rice Field is My Wife Ch. 1-54

    ISEKAI’D BY: Portal! Jin Mita lives as a farmer in a small town in the countryside. One morning, he discovers a female knight collapsed in his rice paddy. Her name is Seraphim, and it appears that she has come from another world. She knows nothing about how this world works and has nowhere to go.

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  • Unicorns Aren’t Horny Vol. 1 & 2

    Unicorns Aren’t Horny Vol. 1 & 2

    Emuko is a twenty-something virgin by choice—in fact, she’s never really dated anyone in her entire life. Her roommate is a unicorn, a mythical creature known for its attraction to virgins. This unicorn, named Sea Urchin, adores Emuko, but sometimes Emuko wonders what she might be missing by avoiding romantic love. And does Sea Urchin

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  • Scary Movie

    Scary Movie

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    when i was a kid this was peak comedy.now it did not age well.it’s an old style wayans brothers production, leaning heavy on racial jokes and weed jokes and dick jokes and juvenile humor all around. that’s fine, but we veer into like… transphobic territory, homophobic territory, the terrible depiction of autistic people, and just…

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  • The Magical Girl and the Evil Lieutenant Used to Be Archenemies Vol. 1

    The Magical Girl and the Evil Lieutenant Used to Be Archenemies Vol. 1

    Byakuya is the alter ego of the heroic magical girl Glass Happiness. Mira is a villainous lieutenant to the Evil King, and he’s prepared to do what it takes to eliminate his wand-wielding nemesis once and for all. While his cunning is unmatched, the last thing Mira expected was love at first sight! Now, instead

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  • Happy Gilmore 2

    Happy Gilmore 2

    Happy Gilmore, mourning the loss of his wife and without the funds to provide for his daughter’s opportunity to train as a ballet dancer in France, returns to golf and fights surgically modified super-golfers in a high-speed golf tournament while struggling with his alcoholism and self-hate. That’s the best summary I got and it’s really

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  • Quality Assurance in Another World

    Quality Assurance in Another World

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    This was not what I expected it to be. I expected it to be a comedy isekai where someone is developing products and maybe each episode is a different product? No, I don’t research my animes before watching them. Here’s a trailer for yall: The anime ended up being more serious than I thought, but

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  • I’m Not Meat Vol. 1-3

    I’m Not Meat Vol. 1-3

    Harem Scale H: Kunio does the bare minimum of heroism; he’s generally the victim here. A: This dude has terrible luck and is the prey of a bunch of carnivores. R: He’s in love, though, he legit falls in love. E: Maybe I should have put a 5 for ecchi. It’s JUST short of hentai.

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  • Morbidly Yours

    Morbidly Yours

    TikTok sensation Morbidly Yours, an opposites-attract romantic dramedy about a shy, demisexual Irish mortician who must marry by his 35th birthday to keep his beloved family business, and the Texan widow escaping her past who moves in next door. Falling for the wrong person? Bury your feelings. Painfully shy Callum Flannelly would rather dive into

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  • Deadman Wonderland Vol. 1-13

    Deadman Wonderland Vol. 1-13

    After a powerful earthquake nearly destroyed all of Tokyo, a prison known as Deadman Wonderland rose from what was left of the city. Privately-run through the guise and functions of a theme park, Deadman Wonderland takes in prisoners from all over Japan, using them as attractions for tourists. Little do the public know about the

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  • The Unsinkable Ship of Fools

    The Unsinkable Ship of Fools

    Fuck Capitalism and then Fuck Each Other The author lives that pure anarchist punk life and fuck, dude, I honestly think that they got it right. All those pretty ideals that psuedo punks, wishful punks, talk about. Those little touches that bring it in and make it vibe. This is full-on an anarchist sex train

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Welcome to the Menagerie.

Here is where M logs their media activity. Partly because Goodreads is forgettable and keeping physical logs is harder. Sometimes M writes a lot. Sometimes M doesn’t write enough. It doesn’t matter. This is just a for-fun little blog so that M can remember what they thought about whatever they watched or read or played or. Whatever.


What is M?

I read. Voraciously. I have subscriptions to those book things on digital retailers. I consume books at nearly all hours. The hours I don’t spend reading? I’m writing. I’m drawing. I have a problem. I have a problem in that I love to read things that are in the same vein repeatedly. Book journals don’t work and as much as I text my friends screenshots of book passages, it doesn’t scratch the itch. Now I’m going to be doing… tiny… tiny book reports.


Truck-Kun Kill Count:


Books & Light Novels Read in 2025: 19/50
38%
Comics Read in 2026: 39/200
19%
Physical Owned Books Read: 477/830
58%


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