Trigger Warning: Gore

  • I Found Puppets Living in my Apartment Walls

    I Found Puppets Living in my Apartment Walls

    Johnny awakes. A puppet looms over his bed. He recognizes the furry Grandpa was its puppeteer on the children’s television show R-City Street. But Grandpa went missing a year ago. He disappeared from this very apartment building, which was converted from the old R-City Street studio. Desperate to see Grandpa again, Johnny follows the puppet…

  • The Witchstone

    The Witchstone

    An unforgettable, high-stakes, laugh-out-loud funny novel, The Witchstone blends the merciless humor of The Good Place with the spellbinding fantasy of Neil Gaiman’s American Gods. Meet Laszlo, eight-hundred-year-old demon and Hell’s least productive Curse Keeper. From his office beneath Midtown, he oversees the Drakeford Curse, which involves a pathetic family upstate and a mysterious black…

  • The Purge: Election Year

    The Purge: Election Year

    I find it funny that this movie came out in 2016, when Trump won the office for his first term. Like the other Purge film I talked about, the symbolism is in-your-face, criticizing the current government and begging people to trust the system and using their vote to change things rather than taking direct action.…

  • The Purge: Anarchy

    The Purge: Anarchy

    As I watched it, I was laughing to myself. No wonder it is so popular a series. For people like me, it’s a criticism of the government putting systems in place that fuck over the lower class in order to build a world where those on top stay on top, enjoying the fruits of the…

  • Nobody

    Nobody

    My parents went nuts trying to get me to watch this ASAP. My dad says that it’s one that he can’t stop watching if it happens to come up on TV. I’ll call it a suburban John Wick, playing itself straight and yet knowing precisely what it is. I’ll just toss out this scene here.…

  • Fatman

    Fatman

    Have a Holly Jolly fuck you!

  • Heretic

    Heretic

    One of the few times in life you’re going to sympathize with the Mormons in a movie.

  • Landlord of the Woods

    Landlord of the Woods

    Landlords walk in and they don’t walk out.

  • V/H/S/Beyond

    V/H/S/Beyond

    Time for aliens! Especially the cosmic horror of faster than light travel!

  • Arifureta: From Commonplace to World’s Strongest

    Arifureta: From Commonplace to World’s Strongest

    I can tolerate harems. I just can’t tolerate ANNOYING harems.