Category: Books

  • The Untamed Beastiary: A Field Guide to Marvelous Monsters

    The Untamed Beastiary: A Field Guide to Marvelous Monsters

    I got this in a Kickstarter and had to get it back after my divorce (embarrassing) (worth it) (i like this book). I’ve had it sitting aside because I just really liked how it looked, but I, um. I never actually sat down to read it. The book really lives in the spirit of the

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  • How to Sell a Haunted House

    How to Sell a Haunted House

    When Louise finds out her parents have died, she dreads going home. She doesn’t want to leave her daughter with her ex and fly to Charleston. She doesn’t want to deal with her family home, stuffed to the rafters with the remnants of her father’s academic career and her mother’s lifelong obsession with puppets and

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  • There Arose Such a Clatter: Tales from the Naughty List

    There Arose Such a Clatter: Tales from the Naughty List

    “A choice,” the beast chuckled, gripping her tightly by the wrists. “You’ll continue to receive your lashes, or you’ll receive your punishment in a more creative way.” Everyone knows that Santa keeps a list of who is naughty and who is nice . . . but what happens to those on the naughty list? What

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  • I Found Puppets Living in my Apartment Walls

    I Found Puppets Living in my Apartment Walls

    Johnny awakes. A puppet looms over his bed. He recognizes the furry Grandpa was its puppeteer on the children’s television show R-City Street. But Grandpa went missing a year ago. He disappeared from this very apartment building, which was converted from the old R-City Street studio. Desperate to see Grandpa again, Johnny follows the puppet

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  • The Witchstone

    The Witchstone

    An unforgettable, high-stakes, laugh-out-loud funny novel, The Witchstone blends the merciless humor of The Good Place with the spellbinding fantasy of Neil Gaiman’s American Gods. Meet Laszlo, eight-hundred-year-old demon and Hell’s least productive Curse Keeper. From his office beneath Midtown, he oversees the Drakeford Curse, which involves a pathetic family upstate and a mysterious black

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  • The Twisted Ones

    The Twisted Ones

    Sometimes you just gotta burn that shit down.

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  • Bride

    Bride

    A romance novel where people act like fucking adults? Don’t mind if I do!

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  • A Touch of Darkness

    A Touch of Darkness

    Dropped. Bored of the horny on sight.

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  • Fourth Wing

    Fourth Wing

    WE GET IT YOU THINK HE’S HOT AND WANT TO BOINK HIM, I GET IT, I GET IT, I GET IT, PLEASE THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE FOR FIVE SECONDS

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Welcome to the Menagerie.

Here is where M logs their media activity. Partly because Goodreads is forgettable and keeping physical logs is harder. Sometimes M writes a lot. Sometimes M doesn’t write enough. It doesn’t matter. This is just a for-fun little blog so that M can remember what they thought about whatever they watched or read or played or. Whatever.


What is M?

I read. Voraciously. I have subscriptions to those book things on digital retailers. I consume books at nearly all hours. The hours I don’t spend reading? I’m writing. I’m drawing. I have a problem. I have a problem in that I love to read things that are in the same vein repeatedly. Book journals don’t work and as much as I text my friends screenshots of book passages, it doesn’t scratch the itch. Now I’m going to be doing… tiny… tiny book reports.


Truck-Kun Kill Count:


Books & Light Novels Read in 2025: 19/50
38%
Comics Read in 2026: 39/200
19%
Physical Owned Books Read: 477/830
58%


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