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Man, Fuck This House
Sabrina Haskins and her family have just moved into their dream home, a gorgeous Craftsman in the rapidly-growing Southwestern city of Jackson Hill. Sabrina’s a bored and disillusioned home-maker, Hal a reverse mortgage salesman with a penchant for ill-timed sports analogies. Their two children, Damien and Michaela, are bright and precocious. At first glance, the…
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The Untamed Beastiary: A Field Guide to Marvelous Monsters
I got this in a Kickstarter and had to get it back after my divorce (embarrassing) (worth it) (i like this book). I’ve had it sitting aside because I just really liked how it looked, but I, um. I never actually sat down to read it. The book really lives in the spirit of the…
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How to Sell a Haunted House
When Louise finds out her parents have died, she dreads going home. She doesn’t want to leave her daughter with her ex and fly to Charleston. She doesn’t want to deal with her family home, stuffed to the rafters with the remnants of her father’s academic career and her mother’s lifelong obsession with puppets and…
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There Arose Such a Clatter: Tales from the Naughty List
“A choice,” the beast chuckled, gripping her tightly by the wrists. “You’ll continue to receive your lashes, or you’ll receive your punishment in a more creative way.” Everyone knows that Santa keeps a list of who is naughty and who is nice . . . but what happens to those on the naughty list? What…
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I Found Puppets Living in my Apartment Walls
Johnny awakes. A puppet looms over his bed. He recognizes the furry Grandpa was its puppeteer on the children’s television show R-City Street. But Grandpa went missing a year ago. He disappeared from this very apartment building, which was converted from the old R-City Street studio. Desperate to see Grandpa again, Johnny follows the puppet…
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The Witchstone
An unforgettable, high-stakes, laugh-out-loud funny novel, The Witchstone blends the merciless humor of The Good Place with the spellbinding fantasy of Neil Gaiman’s American Gods. Meet Laszlo, eight-hundred-year-old demon and Hell’s least productive Curse Keeper. From his office beneath Midtown, he oversees the Drakeford Curse, which involves a pathetic family upstate and a mysterious black…
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The Twisted Ones
Sometimes you just gotta burn that shit down.
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Bride
A romance novel where people act like fucking adults? Don’t mind if I do!
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A Touch of Darkness
Dropped. Bored of the horny on sight.
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Button Power: 125 Years of Saying It with Buttons
I love buttons.