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There Arose Such a Clatter: Tales from the Naughty List
“A choice,” the beast chuckled, gripping her tightly by the wrists. “You’ll continue to receive your lashes, or you’ll receive your punishment in a more creative way.” Everyone knows that Santa keeps a list of who is naughty and who is nice . . . but what happens to those on the naughty list? What…
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I Found Puppets Living in my Apartment Walls
Johnny awakes. A puppet looms over his bed. He recognizes the furry Grandpa was its puppeteer on the children’s television show R-City Street. But Grandpa went missing a year ago. He disappeared from this very apartment building, which was converted from the old R-City Street studio. Desperate to see Grandpa again, Johnny follows the puppet…
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The Witchstone
An unforgettable, high-stakes, laugh-out-loud funny novel, The Witchstone blends the merciless humor of The Good Place with the spellbinding fantasy of Neil Gaiman’s American Gods. Meet Laszlo, eight-hundred-year-old demon and Hell’s least productive Curse Keeper. From his office beneath Midtown, he oversees the Drakeford Curse, which involves a pathetic family upstate and a mysterious black…
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The Twisted Ones
Sometimes you just gotta burn that shit down.
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Bride
A romance novel where people act like fucking adults? Don’t mind if I do!
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A Touch of Darkness
Dropped. Bored of the horny on sight.
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Button Power: 125 Years of Saying It with Buttons
I love buttons.
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Fourth Wing
WE GET IT YOU THINK HE’S HOT AND WANT TO BOINK HIM, I GET IT, I GET IT, I GET IT, PLEASE THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE FOR FIVE SECONDS
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Fever Knights
I want to make one, too.
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Horse
a horse and a boy but the horse is treated better