Smutty Stuff:
Biting, Blood as Lube, Enthusiastic Consent, Exhibitionism, Fingering, Ghost Fucking, Masturbation, Monster Fucking, Multiple Orgasms, Noncon, Squirting, Tentacle Fucking, and Tentacles
The hunt is on.
Sera Vale stalks her tormentor.
Men stalk Sera.
And somewhere in the dark, a killer waits.
Will this be Sera Vale’s final unmaking?
That depends.
She’s not running. She’s collecting—tools, weapons, worshippers.
They bow to her.
Crave her.
Kill for her.
Follow her down, even to hell.
Her monsters aren’t just lovers.
They’re trophies.
They’re jewels in her bloody crown.
And Sera Vale?
She’s named herself queen.
So go ahead.
Underestimate her.
She dares you.
Follow Her Down is dark feminist energy in the worst, best, most unhinged way.
It’s vigilante justice mixed with gothic stalker reverse harem filth with poetic teeth.
It’s not that I’m not into dark stuff. This book just is silly.
Her harem includes: “Shadow Daddy” (either the spirit of the house itself or some weird ghost); Eddie (handsome detective who keeps showing up wet and she fucks on meeting 3); James (fake Scottish stalker who lives on the deep web and is inexplicably super jacked); and Red Hands (serial killer who will probably be begging her to fuck him by mid book two).
The dialogue is unrealistic, the main character is edgelord to the max, and it’s like splatterpunk for horny ladies. Just because you’re being edgy doesn’t make it good, you’re just trying to offend someone (not offended, just underwhelmed). I’ve read better blood as lube on Ao3.
i hate read this. for fun.
Here’s my play by play:
- I didn’t get a screenshot of her buying the house, cash down, only the realtor there to notarize or something (which, in my experience, they don’t do??? i literally work in real estate now like what is happening). she just pulls out a wad of cash and signs some papers and the realtor runs off. what??
- then she masturbates with a wine bottle and loaded gun because she thinks the house is telling her to do that
okay girl love that you just cut out his eyes okay?
NO ONE SAYS THIS. no one talks like this.
the only time she talks like a real person is when she is talking to the house being fucking sarcastic. also the house fucks her.
can you imagine fucking a dildo stuck in a vent while nasty ass tentacles in this dirty af house do dirty naughty things to your bits? probably got like mold and shit on em
these are like all the scottish-brogueing words she knows compressed into this
also, “my pedo-looking white van”???? bro just say white van. we get it.
i hATE THIS
NEW STALKER JUST DROPPED: COP
this is just a dumb way to say BTK. “the bind torture kill killer”. yeah okay let me go to the “automatic teller machine machine”
if you’re going to fuck with someone’s blood as lube why even bother giving a shit
i mean we all hate Rapist Rick obvs but twice over his dead body with fake-scot stalker boy? just smearing it around like it’s gonna make a difference? terrible. UTI on you
SHE SOMEHOW MAKES ENOUGH MONEY OFF SMUT TO RESTART HER WHOLE LIFE AND BUY A HOUSE IN COLD HARD CASH
THAT’S THE REAL POWER FANTASY THERE!!!! SOMEONE HAS SARAH J MAAS MONEY
In this book where they fuck in blood and she lives in Mold House, she says “eww” this one time, one single solitary time. And it comes off as a whiplash in tone. Compare and contrast the tone for me with the above and below, seriously.
😐
Absolutely insane that this is the first level of her revenge. I would love to just read about her revenge. I don’t care about anything else. She has spent 160 or so pages fucking a house, killing a DIFFERENT dude, fucking her stalker, fucking a detective, and living day to day while going HE change me, HE deserves horrible things… and this is all the revenge we see. Burning bags of shit.
IN WHAT WAY???????????????????????????????????
COME TO THE CLINIC WHERE WE TEST YOU FOR HEPATITIS AND FILL YOUR BAG WITH CONTRACEPTIVES IN ONE STOP
Book ends with the serial killer hanging out in her car.
